Oh, how charming-Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin treasury company, Strategy, has once again proven that “aggressive accumulation” is just a fancy way of saying “I’m pretending I’m a billionaire who hasn’t noticed the market’s been a rollercoaster since 2022.” Buying 2,486 BTC? That’s like ordering a pizza and then deciding to open a pizzeria. Now their total holdings are a cozy 717,131 BTC, which, at an average price of $76,027, is basically a giant “I told you so” to everyone who ever said crypto was a fad. Despite the market’s dramatic flair, they’re still here, clinging to Bitcoin like it’s their ex who swears they’ve changed. Truly, a tale of unwavering faith-or maybe just a very expensive habit.
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2026-02-17 17:29