Well, well, well, if it isn’t the old financial fandango, kicking up its heels once more! Some 27,000 Bitcoin options contracts, with a notional value of roughly $1.9 billion, are set to expire on this fine Friday, the 13th of March. Now, one might think, “Good heavens, what a sum!” But fear not, my dear reader, for this particular shindig is rather on the modest side, and thus unlikely to send the spot markets into a tizzy.
Crypto prices, those fickle minxes, have been as flat as a pancake for most of the week, only deigning to perk up a smidge on Friday. Total capitalization has managed to claw back $150 billion since Monday, but volatility and volumes? Oh, they’ve been as scarce as a vegetarian at a steakhouse.
The Bitcoin Options Extravaganza
This week’s batch of Bitcoin options contracts boasts a put/call ratio of 0.97, which, for those not fluent in financial gibberish, means the longs and shorts are practically holding hands. Max pain, that delightful little metric, sits around $69,000, according to the chaps at Coinglass. Rather close to the current spot prices, wouldn’t you say? So, quite a few could find themselves in the money come expiry. Jolly good show, what?
Open interest, or the number of Bitcoin options contracts yet to expire, remains highest at the $60,000 strike price on Deribit, with a whopping $1.7 billion in bearish bets. Total BTC options OI across all exchanges has been climbing like a beanpole this month, reaching a staggering $45.5 billion. Quite the pile of chips on the table, eh?
The crypto derivatives provider Greeks Live, ever the optimist, observed the market rebound, noting that Bitcoin has been holding firm above the $70,000 psychological threshold. “Now poised to challenge $75,000,” they declare, with all the confidence of a man who’s just won a bet on the ponies.
Beyond March, the flat forward implied volatility curve implies no significant term structure premium, suggesting balanced risk pricing for longer-dated options amid stable crypto sentiment. Or, as the fellows at Greeks Live put it this week, “Nothing to see here, move along.”
Options Expiry Alert | 08:00 UTC Friday
~$2.27B in crypto options are set to expire on Deribit.
$BTC: 26,889 contracts | $1.89B notional | P/C: 0.97
OI stacked at $55K-$60K puts vs $75K-$80K calls, spot at $70.2K sitting right in no man’s land.
Max Pain: $69K
$ETH: 185,268…
– Deribit (@DeribitOfficial) March 12, 2026
And let’s not forget the Ethereum contingent! Some 185,000 Ethereum contracts are also expiring today, with a notional value of $382 million, max pain at $2,000, and a put/call ratio of 1.2. Total ETH options OI across all exchanges is hovering around $7.9 billion. All told, the total notional value of crypto options expiries today clocks in at around $2.3 billion. Quite the little soiree, wouldn’t you agree?
Spot Market Shenanigans
Spot markets, those ever-reliable barometers of financial whimsy, ticked up on Friday morning in Asia, with total capitalization reaching $2.5 trillion once more-its highest level in a week. Bitcoin, that old rascal, nearly touched $72,000 in early trading but, as is its wont, found resistance there and began to retreat at the time of writing.
Ether, however, was having none of it, posting a 4% gain and sending prices just above $2,100. The altcoins, too, were mostly in the green, with larger moves for Solana, Hyperliquid, Avalanche, and Sui. Meanwhile, Pi Network, PI, skyrocketed 33% on the day to $0.29 following a listing on Kraken. Quite the day for the little fellow, what?
So there you have it, my dear reader-a financial ballet of sorts, with Bitcoin and its crypto companions pirouetting across the stage. Whether they waltz gracefully or stumble into the orchestra pit remains to be seen. But one thing’s for certain: it’s never a dull moment in this particular circus.
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2026-03-13 08:31