Behold, the new religion of the digital age! Bitcoin spot ETFs, those modern-day sacred cows, have drawn a staggering $180 million in net inflows, their holy days extending to five consecutive sessions. Investors, ever the faithful, seek refuge in regulated crypto exposure, as if the very act of purchasing shares could absolve them of their mortal sins. BlackRock’s IBIT, that paragon of liquidity and brand trust, hoarded $144 million in a single day-a testament to the era’s blind devotion. Meanwhile, Ethereum ETFs, the less devout but equally eager followers, added $26.69 million, their four-day streak a humble homage to the unseen hands guiding the market. BlackRock’s ETHA, ever the star pupil, led the pack with $32.39 million, proving that even in the digital realm, the old guard still holds the keys to the kingdom. Will this madness continue, or shall the blockchain collapse under the weight of its own hubris? Only the algorithm knows.
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2026-03-14 12:07