Comrades, have you gazed upon the chaotic bazaar known as CoinStats today? The trembling, trembling market has finally choked back a sob and stopped its frantic correction—for now. (Should we thank the stars, the Kremlin, or perhaps somebody’s well-fed cat?)
SHIB/USD
SHIB, that legendary offspring of the meme gods, rose today not like a Phoenix, but like someone who’s just realized their mother-in-law is arriving for the weekend. Up 8%! Even the pigeons in Patriarch’s Ponds are gossiping about it. 🐦
Yet even as SHIB attempts to soar above the clouds (or at least the laundry lines), the price drops back with the melancholy grace of a bureaucrat denied a bribe. After a dramatic—nay, theatrical—false breakout at the formidable $0.00001190, SHIB finds itself stumbling backwards. If the bullish brigade can’t rally their tired troops, expect a heartfelt rendezvous with support by tomorrow. Bring flowers. 💐
On the grander stage, the meme coin played at romance with resistance at $0.00001184, nuzzling it before recoiling like it discovered said resistance was, in fact, borscht. If tonight’s fateful closing candle isn’t cozy with that number, the bears—those sullen, vodka-soaked creatures—may drag the party back down to the dreary $0.00001150 zone. Who invited them, anyway?
From the midterm perch (excellent for spying and eavesdropping), the buyers’ situation seems a touch less tragic. SHIB leaps upward after a false support breakout at $0.00001028. Still, they linger on the sidelines, demanding more tea—er, energy—before daring another assault on higher numbers. Until then, picture a polite and very awkward waltz between $0.000011 and $0.00001250. Don’t get too dizzy. 💃🕺
At the moment, SHIB is clocking in at $0.00001163. Blink and it may change, much like Moscow’s weather forecasts.
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2025-06-24 15:08