Ah, the follies of modern mammon-worship! In sun-kissed Cyprus, the constabulary is chasing shadows after a 48-year-old chap had his cryptocurrency pilfered—over $448,000 vanished into the ether. The rogues, with all the subtlety of a bull in a china shop, infiltrated his email back on June 11, snatching the wallet password like a cheeky pickpocket. It wasn’t until July 26 that he bothered to report it, by which time the funds had scampered off to some digital hidey-hole. The plods are wailing that retrieval is nigh impossible, as if anyone expected otherwise in this circus of cyber shenanigans. 😏 And oh, the sage advice from on high: bolster your passwords and embrace two-factor authentication—truly revolutionary counsel for the digital age, isn’t it? 🙄
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2025-07-28 07:54