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Whispers from the corridors of power, as reported by the ever-vigilant Bloomberg, reveal that this idea sprouted from the fertile minds of the European Systemic Risk Board (ESRB). Last week, they proposed to ban these “multi-issuance” stablecoins, a term as cumbersome as the regulation itself. Though not yet law, the suggestion has been nodded to by the grandees of banking and the mandarins of the EU. Local authorities, it seems, are now faced with a choice: to ban or to explain. A choice, one might add, as pleasant as choosing between a rock and a hard place. 🪨🌍

The global initiative aims to define shared standards for artificial intelligence grounded in live, verifiable data. Grounded? How pedestrian. One would think AI could at least pretend to float on clouds of data for a while before crashing back to Earth.

According to Chainlink’s manifesto, UBS’s systems dutifully spat out ISO 20022-compliant messages into the SWIFT void, where CRE transformed them into on-chain “instructions.” These commands, like digital homunculi, now birth or destroy tokens in smart contracts, sparing institutions the indignity of updating their 1980s-era key management systems. A triumph of convenience, or a surrender to inertia? 🤷‍♂️

Turkey is preparing to expand the powers of its Financial Crimes Investigation Board (Masak) to freeze and restrict access to bank and crypto accounts, part of a broader effort to combat money laundering and financial crime. The government plans to introduce the proposed measures in the 11th judicial reform package. However, it has not announced a specific timeline. 🎩💰

But while the politicians engage in their eternal tug-of-war over regulation, traders-those plucky creatures-are peering eagerly at a new crypto marvel: PEPENODE ($PEPENODE). Now, there’s something that promises more excitement than a dull political argument! 🎉

The $2.79 support, that 0.5 Fibonacci relic, has been tested with the persistence of a mosquito in summer. A rebound here would be a small victory, though one must wonder if the market’s “bullish momentum” is merely the tail wagging of a dog with no leash. Should this level falter, the stage is set for a grander tragedy at $2.58, where the 0.618 retracement waits like a vulture in a stock market. Traders, ever the optimists, cling to these threads of hope, as if Fibonacci himself would personally intervene. 🪓

Oh, the quiet revolution of numbers! 🧠💸 In the shadow of SIBOS 2025, Visa and Circle, those modern-day alchemists, have brewed a potion of USDC and EURC, turning cold cash into digital dreams. Behold, the pilot program-where banks and businesses, like weary travelers, now pre-fund their journeys with stablecoins, freeing up working capital as if … Read more

With hundreds of millions of users, substantial financial resources, and an increasing amount of Bitcoin, this entity is experiencing significant growth. Could its profits eventually surpass those of industry giants like Saudi Aramco? Let’s take a closer look.

This computational brawn isn’t just showy muscle; it’s armor plating for the digital kingdom. Hackers, beware: the gates are now guarded by more power than a thousand solar flares. Unless you’ve got a time machine and a death wish, forget about breaching this fortress.

Tether’s USDT leads with $19.6B in net inflows, followed by USDC and USDe. 🐷💎