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Well, privacy is hot right now, and Zcash is wearing the coolest sunglasses. 😎

As if we didn’t already have enough to do, several asset managers have submitted their ETF applications. With deadlines looming like the sword of Damocles, the XRP ETF and the Solana (SOL) ETF have emerged as prime contenders. Why? Well, they are enjoying a surge of liquidity and an increasing love affair from investors. 🤷‍♂️

As for custodying crypto? Pah! That’s off the table-metaphorically and likely physically. Mr. Lucas, ever the diplomat, fibbed rather drolly that custody is “not on the horizon near-term,” as if the term “horizon” here implies somewhere beyond the moon and a plate of scones. A wise man once said, “Bingo! Not quite yet, old bean.”

Crypto exchange Binance announced on Oct. 12 that it had completed a full assessment of the extreme market volatility that shook the cryptocurrency sector between 20:50 and 22:00 UTC on Oct. 10, when both institutional and retail traders engaged in heavy sell-offs. 🚨

Open Interest hath rebounded to $160 million with volume surpassing $1 billion, intimating a renewed esprit de corps for bullish pursuits. Ah, the dance of fortunes! 💸

If you thought institutional investors were already obsessed with crypto, hold my coffee. Grayscale just filed Amendment No. 1 for their XRP Trust, and it’s basically Wall Street’s makeup tutorial for investing in XRP without actually owning crypto (thanks, Coinbase Custody!).

On the fateful Monday of October 13th-mark it in your calendar, alongside meteor showers and national biscuit day-Bybit, the crypto colossus that ranks just below “who’s the biggest?” debates, joined forces with none other than UBS, the banking titan that still sends faxes to Geneva just to feel alive. Together, they declared: “Let there be bridges!”, and thus, the great confluence of traditional finance (TradFi) and Web3 commenced, like two rivers-one filled with gold, the other with memes-meeting in a foggy estuary of innovation. Or something.

As the phishers grow slicker, SEAL counters with cryptographic sorcery, ensuring reports are as trustworthy as a grandmother’s pie recipe. 🥧🔐 No more cloaked sites or fake “clean” versions-this tool strips away the illusions, leaving scammers naked in the harsh light of truth.

So, on October 10-mark your calendars, folks!-Aljarrah strutted onto X (that’s Twitter for the rest of us) claiming that gold is staging a comeback as the world’s headliner asset! 🎤 And what’s XRP’s role in this rocket launch? Why, it’s the bridge that connects Real-World Assets (RWA) like gold to the modern digital jam that everyone’s dancing to. Think of it as the DJ spinning records at a financial rave!

This veritable tempest of a surge arrives post a week of melodramatic U.S.-China trade follies and a liquidation event of biblical proportions, sweeping away the overzealous like dust in the wind, only to restore XRP’s market capitalization to a princely $30 billion. Investor confidence rekindled? Or merely the folly of hope eternal? 🤔