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The remarkable compendium of aggregate Bitcoin futures open interest currently proclaims itself at roughly an astounding six hundred and forty-six thousand eight hundred and fifty little eagles, which amounts to near sixty-one point forty-eight billion of notional value, as the esteemed figures from coinglass.com so eloquently attest. Despite witnessing a slight hourly and quartet-hour increase in open interest, the readings from the yesteryear slipped subtly by nearly two percent, an indication, perhaps, of a refined reduction in embrace rather than a collective flight from the grace of leverage.

Let’s be blunt, shall we?

According to reports (and probably a few napkin-scribbled calculations), Steak ’n Shake is calling this their Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, which sounds like something a Bond villain would cook up. The twist? It grows every time their same-store sales do. So, next time you’re debating between a milkshake and a side of fries, remember: you’re not just choosing a snack-you’re fueling a crypto empire. 🌟🍔

Key takeaways: (As if anyone actually takes anything away from these things)

The art of deception has evolved, it seems. Where once hackers relied on brute-force technical exploits, they now prefer the subtler, more theatrical approach of social engineering-imagine a villain in a tuxedo, not a hoodie. Scams, that most charming of crimes, surged by 64%, leaving one to wonder if the victims were simply too busy sipping champagne to notice their wallets vanishing. 🥂

Anchorage Digital, that New York-bred custodian with a federally chartered digital-asset bank in its quiver, is said to be courting investors like a suitor at a ball, according to the ever-watchful Bloomberg. The news, whispered on January 16, 2026, has set tongues wagging, though Anchorage itself remains as silent as a sphinx. The firm, known for its custodial services-a role as glamorous as a butler in a grand estate-is reportedly fine-tuning its valuation strategy, all while expanding its dominion in the realm of stablecoins, those digital darlings of the financial world.

Lo! The halving cycle, that sacred ritual of Bitcoin, which halves the block rewards like a cruel jest, has become the bane of its existence. Bons, with a furrowed brow and a heart heavy with foreboding, warns that this very mechanism, once a beacon of hope, shall be the architect of its demise. 🧠

Despite strong investor participation, the setup suggests a potential dip that could undermine recent bullish efforts. Because nothing says “success” like a 9.5% drop. 🚀

The data whispered of a singular, feverish dance of digital gold, while the rest of Ethereum’s scaling symphony stumbled through a $5,000 fee fog, their notes lost in the void. 🌌

Bitcoin’s overall hashrate slipped beneath the 1 ZH/s zone on Saturday, Jan. 17, snapping a streak that had held firm above that mark since mid-September 2025. During that stretch, on Oct. 19, 2025, Bitcoin’s hashpower climbed to 1,162 EH/s-equal to 1.162 ZH/s-based on the seven-day simple moving average, according to hashrateindex.com data.