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He’s serious too. No rumors, no marketing stunt, no “trust me, bro” tweets. It’d better be a bona fide, official, stamp-of-approval announcement-something that says, “Yes, America, Canada, France or whoever, we’re buying Bitcoin, and we’re doing it legit.” Get it? Legit. Because honesty in government disclosures is about as common as a unicorn at a cattle auction.

His earlier prophecy-uttered when Bitcoin still danced around $90,000-predicted a descent into the $80,000 to $85,000 chasm before stability. Now, with Bitcoin languishing under $82,000, his vision has unfolded with almost comical precision. Yet, like a true believer, Hayes clings to his long-term optimism, seeing a path to $200,000, though the road is fraught with uncertainty. 🚀🤡

“What’s happening in Bitcoin right now isn’t a narrative shift,” they proclaim with the gravitas of a master conjuring a spirit. “It’s a mechanical unwind.” Ah, the elegance of it! Not a market in panic, but a single, systematic seller, a phantom dumping with the precision of a Swiss watch. 🧙♂️

The plan? A four-step journey from the dusty trails of distribution to the glittering halls of full decentralization. First, the liquidity and token delivery-because nothing says “revolution” like a token drop. NIGHT claims begin on December 8, 2025, when the tokens will be as real as a promise from a politician. 🕵️‍♂️