Our dear Bitcoin ETFs have been on a losing streak longer than a Sunday matinée, with three consecutive days of liquidity loss-peaking in chaos on November 13th, the worst since the dawn of the last nine months, according to SoSoValue. A staggering $1.6 billion evaporation in just three days-oh, the drama! November 2025 might just take the cake as the most theatrical month since Molière himself was alive.
In what might seem like a plot twist worthy of a Netflix binge, analyst ZAYK Charts dropped a hot take on November 14, 2025 – the SEI/USDT 2-day chart has done its best impression of a falling wedge. Now, don’t get me wrong, wedges aren’t exactly the love story of technical analysis, unless you’re into participants exhausting themselves before a potential bullish kiss. Apparently, SEI’s been doing this dance since early 2024, each wedge ending with a lovely breakout and a bit of a gain-like a yo-yo with ambitions.
The market is split as kids over a new toy – those in the “fallen angel” camp think we’re headed for a bigger crash, while the “optimists” still wait for the skies to clear, seeing this as an all-too-lovely dip. It all boils down to one level: reclaim it and boom, it’s up! Miss it? Fasten your belts, ’cause the abyss awaits.
Ah, what’s sweeter than a government “soft stance” on crypto? Yet, as the lockup period-those precious 180 days of insiders holding tight-draws to a close, desperation begins to seep through the cracks. The wise analysts, like Dan Dolev-probably the only ones still awake-highlight the impending chaos of insiders rushing to sell their shares, like villagers at a stock market fire sale. The lockup ends right after the earnings are announced this Friday, just in time for the show’s finale. 🌟🔒
Results declared (with all the gravity of finding out Yertle the Turtle is a ninja), Chainlink is running circles around the rest of the Real-World Assets (RWAs) landscape. And what can we say? This leads to hilarity and sticky situations when Hedera and Avalanche try to keep up, only to find themselves gasping for developer air! Are these networks scaling to admiration, or mere ambition? Why, both! Swirling like Kramer in a hot tub.
Will it rise like a phoenix from the ashes of FUD, or crumble into dust like last week’s promises? The next 48 hours may not decide the fate of mankind, but for crypto degenerates, it might as well be Armageddon. 🔥
A most dramatic shift toward regulated digital liquidity is afoot, as esteemed institutions, with all their prudence, chase safer structures for tokenized finance. On the 13th of November, the venerable BNY (NYSE: BK) announced the BNY Dreyfus Stablecoin Reserves Fund, a nifty new tool to expand reserve options for U.S. stablecoin issuers under the GENIUS Act-a statute so cleverly named, one might suspect it was penned by a particularly ambitious quill. 🏛️
In a move that shocked absolutely no one (because, let’s face it, corporate reshuffles are about as surprising as a troll under a bridge), BitMine announced their new ringleader, Chi Tsang, who’ll be donning the CEO hat and joining the Board of Directors. 🎩👔 Because why have one job when you can have two, right?
The total altcoin market cap has dropped from $1.8 trillion in late October to $1.4 trillion currently, erasing $400 billion in value. A loss so big, it could buy a small country… if that country was really into debt. 🏴☠️💰
