On November 13, 2025, crypto soothsayer CW pointed out the $945-$950 region as a “buy wall” on X. Let me guess: it’s a magical zone where buyers mysteriously appear every time the price dips. CW’s chart shows retests of this band, each met with “visible buyer absorption” – a fancy way of saying “somebody finally stopped selling their soul for gas fees.” 🤷♂️
Despite this audacious tokenomics coup, DYDX has taken a tumble, falling 3.53% to a humble $0.3060 on the day of the announcement. And since September? A dramatic 56% plunge from its lofty $0.70 perch. Oh, the irony! 😂
At the time of me typing this (and probably you reading it), BTC is cozying up near $98,400. That brief flirtation with six figures? Gone. Poof. Like a Tinder match who ghosts after one date. Sentiment across trading desks? Cautious. Very cautious. 🧐
Solana’s (SOL) price is acting like it’s got a case of the Mondays. That bearish engulfing candle at $167? It’s basically the universe saying, “Not today, bulls.” The rejection has SOL clinging to $146 like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕 But let’s be real, that support is looking as shaky as my confidence in humanity after reading Twitter. 🐦
Now, let’s talk about crypto guru CW. This guy-he’s got a nose for technical setups, posting charts on X like it’s nobody’s business. In a November 2025 post, CW pointed out that Uniswap’s stuck in the final phase of a descending wedge formation. Translation? It’s like the coin is trying to catch its breath before making the big leap (or face-planting, depending on your view). 😂 According to CW, this formation often signals that the corrective pressure is just about done, and the trend might just start trending again.
According to a press release dated Nov. 13 (a day that will live in infamy for fraudsters everywhere), Thailand’s Technology Crime Suppression Division teamed up with the U.S. Secret Service in a sting operation so slick, it could’ve been scripted by the BFG himself. Together, they nabbed 51 Thai nationals and 22 foreigners, proving that crime truly doesn’t pay-unless you’re a stablecoin, of course. 💼🤝
After two cuts in 2025, rates now sit at 3.75%-4.00%. Labor weakness and softer inflation suggest the Fed might loosen the reins, but officials are still bickering like Santa’s elves over whether inflation’s just “a little sprig of mistletoe.” 🧝♂️🔥
Now, in a move that will surely go down in history (probably alongside the decision to keep pennies around this long), President Donald Trump gave the US Treasury the green light to halt penny production back in February. The Treasury initially planned for the last penny to roll off the press in 2026. But surprise! They ran out of templates for the things between June and September, as reported by Axios. Guess those penny-stamping machines couldn’t keep up. Who would’ve thought?
They manage $35 billion in assets, which is like having a piggy bank full of digital gold. But wait, the real kicker? Their potential market is $365 billion. That’s more than the GDP of some countries. 🤯
Self, that most noble of zero-knowledge identity protocols, hath lately declared itself in possession of £9 million in seed funding-a sum sufficient to launch a thousand whitepapers. The enterprise, employed by Google (GOOG) and Aave, hath also introduced a points program, for reasons best left to the moral philosophers.
