According to the eggheads at CoinGlass, there’s a spot of bother between $114K and $118K, with liquidation clusters thicker than Aunt Agatha’s plum pudding. Open Interest is holding steady at $83.62 billion, which could spell a short squeeze up to $118K. Fingers crossed, what? 🤞📈
Ah, the institutions! Those deep-pocketed darlings are still swooping in like vultures at a buffet. Lookonchain, that ever-watchful gossip, reports a wallet with the oh-so-chic name “0x9d2E” withdrew 21,925 ETH-a cool $102 million-from Kraken. 🤑 Clearly, someone’s playing the long game, darling, unfazed by the market’s little tantrums. And let’s not forget “0x9D99,” who snatched $24.7 million from Binance and Bitget, while “0x7451” received a tidy $61.65 million from FalconX. It’s all so delightfully dramatic! 🎭
With BTC currently lounging at a rather fetching $114,855, this sudden shift in scarcity has the masses whispering: “Could this be the dawn of a fresh accumulation phase?” Oh, the drama! The intrigue! One can hardly keep up. 🕵️♂️✨
“It’s Not a Hack, Promise!” 🙄
On this fine September 15, 2025, XRP graces the stage at $3.05, a mere 1.59% dip in its otherwise robust performance. Trading volumes, my dear reader, are as buoyant as a socialite at a champagne reception-$5.75 billion USD, no less. And let us not forget its rank: the third most coveted cryptocurrency, with a market capitalization of $183.6 billion USD. Truly, a star in the firmament of digital assets. 🥂💎
According to a Financial Times report from Sept. 15, this is all in the name of preventing bank deposit outflows. Apparently, the idea of people moving their money from traditional banks to these cryptic digital coins is keeping the Bank of England up at night. Because, you know, if everyone switched to stablecoins, banks would lose their beloved deposits, which means… less lending. A truly catastrophic scenario for anyone who’s ever taken a loan out on their beloved (and probably overpriced) flat.
In this grand farce, the masses turn their gaze to Bitcoin, that elusive siren of the digital realm, as though it were the only lifeboat in a sea of bureaucratic folly. 🌊💰 “To crypto or not to crypto?” they muse, while the Bank of Thailand doth protest too much, methinks. 🧐
And what happened to the poor altcoins, you ask? Well, they all thought it was a splendid idea to join the downward dance, cringing in pain like kids after biting into sour candy! ETH, XRP, and poor little DOGE-oh, don’t get me started on DOGE-plummeted like a rock tossed off a cliff, making a monumental daily drop that left everyone saying, “Oh no, not again!” 😱
The London Stock Exchange Group (LSEG) just dropped a bombshell: They’ve facilitated the very first blockchain transaction for private funds. So, what’s next? Flying cars? 🚗💨
